Comments on: Hey you kids get off my lawn

By: Steven

Steven — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 14:32:50 +0000

2 words: sniper rifle

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:14:11 +0000

Idea: Install a police camera looking down on the areas where they would pee. When they do pee, they will be seen and the next day, in your library, you check the camera and send evidence to the police. If they come every night, it is no problem. Just have them sent to prison or reform school.

2. Put up 6 feet of barbed wire. Also buy a laser motion detector where you place a small piece of metal on the ground, in this case, looking down from behind the fencing and anyone that crosses its path of vision gets alarmed and it will make a huge noise. The thugs will be like “aw crap, we’re dead.” Also, spread muck right before the fencing. Paint the fencing the color of the night.

3. Put a huge field of muck and hornet nests behind the library.

By: Austin

Austin — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:42:12 +0000

http://www.nixalite.com/scarecrow.aspx

try one of these.

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:40:23 +0000

A Pitbull

By: Erica

Erica — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:37:14 +0000

You know what Robert Frost said: “Good tiger traps make good neighbors”.

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:42:26 +0000

I wish I could help. I have a similar problem in a new housing development that we live in Delaware. All the neighbors including myself complain of the neighbors kids next door to us use our backyards as the sidewalk. Being that we just moved in, I wish not to create bad blood with the new neighbors or worse their devil spawn. It may cause more harm then good. The option of putting up a fence is available, but the cost is out of budget since the purchase of a new home. And with the deed restrictions not allowing privacy fences gives the childen a jungle jim to jump over a 4 foot picket fence. I thought about the purchasing a Daisy Air Rifle, but want to avoid the law suits. I did invest in floods lights with motion sensor, but I see them running through the yard to avoid flipping the lights, and it does not stop them when I’ve gone to work. So my resolution is to buy out my annoying neighbors kids house and then were both happy.

By: Adams

Adams — Wed, 12 Oct 2005 17:18:13 +0000

Werewolfnip. Attract hungry, bloodthirsty monsters to the back of the library and you’ll get rid of the human pee problem, though possibly at the cost of werewolf pee. Still, nothing is free.
Alternatively: motion-detector-actuated sprinklers. Spring-loaded bear traps. Land mines. Poison ivy. Thorny bushes. Bees. Tiger pits (the kind with sharpened bamboo stakes at the bottom). Quicksand. Tar, super glue, contact cement or other bonding agent.

By: gina

gina — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 17:10:16 +0000

venomous snakes that are attracted to uric acid?

By: Meg'n

Meg'n — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 21:56:26 +0000

Does it happen on predictable nights? If so, I’d find a few intrepid staffers and friends/relatives to wait in the building and keep watch. When the Mad Urinators show up, shine flashlights on them and heckle their tackle. You can always hope they have shy bladders.

It’s immature but possibly satisfying, and if they know people are regularly around, they’ll find somewhere else to relieve their various urges. Hopefully. :)

By: Todd

Todd — Thu, 18 Aug 2005 13:11:23 +0000

$30 lazer alarm system.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/78df/