I’m a bit late with this, but here’s one for all you children’s librarians out there: Klingon Fairy Tales (from McSweeny’s)

"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

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