1. An identity crisis might ensue,
Skipping the SLA meeting for a workshop on XHTML2.
*Sorry SLA. You’re great and all, but semantic, accessible, device-independent webpages whoop your ass.

2. A morning dogwalk at six.
Instead of eating the cat, he just licks.
* Dogfriend Odin has been staying with us. He thinks the cat is veeeery innnnteresting.

3. While lining the attic with insulation,
We find five thousand spiders in formation.
* Bravely, we battled on.

4. Attempting to recall possessive case,
I call the Spanish hotel. Hablas Ingles?
* I apparently suffer from Fear Of Spanish. Que Oy.

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