List of Truths
on Nov 04 in ALA, Avenging, Librarianship, Life by Erica Firment- Patrick Stewart in The Tempest was the most amazing theatrical experience of my life.
- The frikkin’ ALA wrote me up in some magazine, causing my server to explode.
- Michigan is cold and the residents can’t drive.
- My laptop is running on reserve battery power…
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Of course I want to hear about how you got your dream wedding dress!
Ooo… dress! :) I would like to hear about the dress also.
Say more about Patrick Stewart!!! My fingertips are just consumed with jealousy!!
I was also just back in Michigan, dealing with its abundance of shitty drivers. My brother refers to them as “some people’s kids”, which I think is a great commentary on how the traditional rules of evolution no longer apply to affluent humans.
While I’ve never been to Michigan, I can say with absolute honesty that people in Portland, Oregon have no clue how to drive in the rain. It does rain here, frequently, and one would think that rain would be a common enough experience that driving in it would not cause highways and biways to become a mass of stalled cars. But this is what happens. And then the sun will come out, and the same phenomena is repeated. WTF?! Truly, the mind boggles.
Unfortunately, I think that poor drivers are not confined to state lines (be it Michigan, Oregon, or, ahem, Illinois.) The equation is: people + cars = bad. That’s why I’m holding out for teleportation technology (which will hopefully not use fossil fuels). Anyone else with me?
But more importantly, you got your dream dress!