Comments on: List of Truths

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:36:56 +0000

But more importantly, you got your dream dress!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 16:36:14 +0000

Unfortunately, I think that poor drivers are not confined to state lines (be it Michigan, Oregon, or, ahem, Illinois.) The equation is: people + cars = bad. That’s why I’m holding out for teleportation technology (which will hopefully not use fossil fuels). Anyone else with me?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:56:53 +0000

While I’ve never been to Michigan, I can say with absolute honesty that people in Portland, Oregon have no clue how to drive in the rain. It does rain here, frequently, and one would think that rain would be a common enough experience that driving in it would not cause highways and biways to become a mass of stalled cars. But this is what happens. And then the sun will come out, and the same phenomena is repeated. WTF?! Truly, the mind boggles.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:47:56 +0000

I was also just back in Michigan, dealing with its abundance of shitty drivers. My brother refers to them as “some people’s kids”, which I think is a great commentary on how the traditional rules of evolution no longer apply to affluent humans.

By: ActLikeOne

ActLikeOne — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 15:50:25 +0000

Say more about Patrick Stewart!!! My fingertips are just consumed with jealousy!!

By: Kara

Kara — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 13:30:52 +0000

Ooo… dress! :) I would like to hear about the dress also.

By: Pearl

Pearl — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 18:43:43 +0000

Of course I want to hear about how you got your dream wedding dress!