Bless every designer and restaurant owner and architect and builder who decided to put a sturdy hook on the back of… https://t.co/bHvQmbJnCF
My dream job is to work for a company that prioritizes improving core services. https://t.co/3YfrGV4tVE
The final member of my family just got the stomach virus. Bulk discount.
Baby's first joke! She squeezes her nose and says "honk".
Three announcements: I'm no longer working at Reddit. We're still friends. They can't retrieve your password if you didn't add an email.
RT @SethAbramson: (THREAD) BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr.'s Emails to Rob Goldstone Confirm That President Trump Met With a Kremlin Agent Durin…
Stomach flu is the worst diet plan.
RT @behindyourback: *at my funeral* Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress Me, still dead: it haaasss…
Hey California, I'm glad you're not in a drought and Ima let you finish but these mosquitoes are not a good look for you.
RT @gusandrews: I just realized you can visualize the tension between usability and security using OReilly book covers. Fancy bird vs vicio…