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Top Five Things I Have Learned About Babies

My daughter, Elizabeth West Firment, was born in early November. The last…ever since…has been a nonstop, nonsleep blur of boobs,...

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The Typography of Greenwashing

Instead of watching House episodes all day like a normal person, I spent one of my vacation days making a...

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Daily Hilarity

Things today that made me laugh until I snorted: Translating a boring work conversation into hula Faygo Rock n’ Rye...

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Vote for me on the SXSW Panel Picker

I can’t be self-promotional all alone here, people. I need your help! Vote for meeeee! My proposal is up for...

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Librarian Avengers Stomp of Approval – Shelf Discovery

Bad books aren’t worth talking about. Good books, however, should stand up and be recognized. To that end, I invented...

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How to stop using paper towels

Chuck works on motorcycles, and I’m a kitchen clean freak. We used to go through a shameful amount of paper...

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Happy Fathers Day

This is my dad, the best joker in the world. Who else would dance to “Re: Your Brains” (Jonathan Coulton’s...

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Alliterative morning

Today I Skimmed Schmaltz, and was Rawked at by a Raven. Raven with Sausages by quinet The schmaltz came from...

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