Flowers and Fishnets my dearies, spring has come to my Eastern College Town, and the windows of the library have been covered with plywood to protect them from the ravages of Drunken Students! Having done my undergraduate degree in a school where Drunken Students have the regular habit of burning police cars and smashing shop windows, I'm not entirely suprised. There's some annual "let's all get schnockered and come throw up on the reference desk" type event coming up here on Friday. I'll be your entrenched reporter, with my ringside office window.