The second in a paranoid series

Ah ha! I get it! They aren't looking at me!

Let me back up. I work in front of a huge window. All day students walk by on their way to classes. About half of them stare into my office as they walk by. It is kind of creepy. I'll get this odd feeling that I'm being watched, look up, and realize that I AM being watched. It wasn't until today that I noticed a woman sort of tap-tap-tapping on her hair the way people do when they...look in a mirror. Yes, a mirror. Not in a window, but rather, at a reflective surface created by contrasting light levels.

I'm so relieved.