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Shit, I'm running out of things to say about libraries. Quick, somebody do something stupid. Whew, thanks!
So, I popped in to the Tompkins County Public Library yesterday to take advantage of the few hours that they are open after recent budget cuts. I believe I represent many library workers in my inability to return library materials on time. My friend Mark worked at circulation when I was in college, and I got kind of spoiled as a result. Anyway, I paid my $13 fine, and received a wonderful reference interview from one of the librarians. And I found this: Truer Than True Romance: Classic Love Comics Retold! a parody of all of those hideous True Romance comics of the 40's and 50's. The comic art archive where I used to work collected many of the originals, and shelving them was always a swoopy-swoony blast. Afterward, I took to biting my knuckle in times of stress.
There are mushrooms growing in the corner of my living room. We discovered them when we moved the wireless router upstairs and removed a tangle of cords. There they were. Three little mushrooms. Growing. In the carpet. We live in one of those beige apartments where everything is new and clean and entirely characterless, so mushrooms in the carpet, even beige mushrooms, seem out of place. We will be moving in a few weeks, so we took this discovery in stride. We decided to leave them as conversation pieces. "Welcome to our home, have you met the mushrooms?" On a cinematic note, the mushrooms bear an uncanny resemblance to the ear in the opening scene of Blue Velvet. Of course this has nothing to do with libraries, but if it makes you feel better I will call the reference desk and ask for a book on common living room fungi.
So Clay of reference desk fame and I have just gotten out of our dance class, and are talking about a book she read. A woman overhears us and starts talking about a book she is reading on the subject of Jack the Ripper. "What was that book?" she asks, "The one they made a movie out of?"
The weekend was so good that it took me until Tuesday to write about it. With a full serving of book-shopping, horse-petting and firework-ogling, Chris and I luxuriated our way around Ithaca, reveling in the not-work. Also, we discovered, libraries can be found in the most surprising places. The bird sanctuary where the beavers live also houses a new audio and video library, complete with some very hip compact shelving and an enormous AV-lab. I saw a huge turtle from the window outside their reading room, so I am now a big fan.
Look everybody! I got my very first bit of blog-related mail today! Plus a half-assed proposal! Thanks Dale!
Dear Erica,
Stumbled across your blog a couple days ago, and check it daily devoutly now. I'm married and too old for you this time around, but would you marry me in my next life?
Dale
This is how librarians talk when they think no one's looking. The following exerpts are from actual email conversations: