Regret

Today I changed my car battery in the dark. I hope to not do this again.

@TheRickWilson Come on, that was a private conversation between a man and his Access Hollywood TV camera crew.
Roger Stone, felon.
@Drowbe Well, I mean, you’re wrong but certainly handy to have around.
My Lyft driver was a Turkish Kurd and I’ve never felt so ashamed and powerless.
See, I know I’m a good person because I always take one for the team and use the grape jelly. [link]
Holy cow. [link] via @NYTimes
@rgeorgek42 Is there an income requirement? Dick measurement standards, perhaps? Do they rate candidates based on w… [link]
@samuelpepys Who the what now. History Twitter? Fill us in here.
@OhNoSheTwitnt @eriquita [link]
@quinncy [link]