November 5, 2003April 30, 2013 by Erica Firment

Would you like cream cheese with that?

I had my first New York (State) moment yesterday on the way to work when a squirrel ran by me carrying a bagel. I can only assume he had a cup of coffee stashed somewhere.

@sigridellis @UrsulaV You gotta problem with 5’5” people? It’s some sorta punishment to you? Eh? EH? [link]
I did not know until just now that a person could develop misphonia specifically in response to Kids Bop.
@chrisarvinsf @hknightsf Is that Betsy’s house? The cable car bathroom is epic!
@JeskaD Did you have to pay extra for the Extra?
Woke up to Kid singing “I can see-ee your butt-ut” to the tune of Seven Nation Army. How’s your weekend?
Catalogued under “Dick Move”. [link]
@ferlatte @eriquita So bad. So bad.
My name is now Hey Mom.
I...thought this was a parody. [link]
Chevron spilled 600 gallons of oil in the San Francisco bay Tuesday. [link]

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