For your summer viewing pleasure, here are some one-sentence movie reviews culled from my recent media consumption. Tune in tomorrow for two-sentence movie reviews.
The Corporation: Creepy facts set to ominous music.
Star Wars III: Dialog by Elmer Fudd.
A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: Too much Arthur Dent, not enough Ford Prefect.
Doctor Who (new BBC series): That Bittorrent guy who gave me these sure is great.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou: It feels like I’ve watched this movie before…
Hero: Swing your swift sword sister, swing your swift sword now.
Finding Neverland: In Which Johhny Depp Acts and some other stuff happens, I dunno I lost track, but there’s a really great dog.
Devil’s Playground: Why the Amish are stupid.