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November 13, 2003April 30, 2013

Might as well start smoking…

Charming young men with vacuum cleaners are currently sucking up asbestos that has fallen from our office ceiling. If anyone cares to offer me a job right around now I am in a very receptive mood.

@emayfarris @KevinMKruse Oh no no no we do not claim him.
@sf_dtd @UESF @SFUnified Um I super don’t want my kid in school right now, yellow or not. I like not being dead and… [link]
Americans! We can ruin any national cuisine! Just give our gigantic diaspora time, and with the help of our weird l… [link]
@sigridellis @UrsulaV You gotta problem with 5’5” people? It’s some sorta punishment to you? Eh? EH? [link]
I did not know until just now that a person could develop misphonia specifically in response to Kids Bop.
@chrisarvinsf @hknightsf Is that Betsy’s house? The cable car bathroom is epic!
@JeskaD Did you have to pay extra for the Extra?
Woke up to Kid singing “I can see-ee your butt-ut” to the tune of Seven Nation Army. How’s your weekend?
Catalogued under “Dick Move”. [link]
@ferlatte @eriquita So bad. So bad.

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