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Charming young men with vacuum cleaners are currently sucking up asbestos that has fallen from our office ceiling. If anyone cares to offer me a job right around now I am in a very receptive mood.

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Designing software for multiple currencies this week. Borg assimilation would solve so many of these localization problems.
@lizhenry It’s a giant whirlybroom! It eats detritus! Street sweepers are hilarious.
@polotek Can’t even read it because I blocked that dude months ago for some other crime against sense.
It’s a new wave of passive-aggressive feminism! You don’t have to join if you don’t want to. It’s fine. I mean, w… [link]
@QTPiK8 @eriquita Also... do they not understand that essentially, every other country they'd want to go to is MORE… [link]
@andytuba Oh no! Better order food delivered with a straw. Gonna be a long day.
@storytiming @JoyofPhysics The Professor Astro Cat books are also legit. [link]
@lizhenry @AliceAvizandum Yes! They tidied up their window about ten years ago. It used to look even weirder... [link]
@adribbleofink I was chided by a famous librarian on my first day of work for saying something innocuous like, ‘hol… [link]
@sigridellis I have been the mist netter, but never the nettee. You aren’t a goldfinch by any chance?

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Might as well start smoking…

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