Might as well start smoking... - Librarian Avengers

Charming young men with vacuum cleaners are currently sucking up asbestos that has fallen from our office ceiling. If anyone cares to offer me a job right around now I am in a very receptive mood.

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This poem made me tear up a bit. The blessing of an uneventful life. [link]
@JeskaD @yoz @bardbrad @OpenAI More photos please!
@satmandu There was an elevator like this in downtown SF at a place I interviewed and it was terrible and everyone… [link]
@satmandu Because you don’t want your elevator to be subject to the social awkwardness that comes from six people s… [link]
@sigridellis I could adopt you
@DrLizzardo Wow, the Proud Boys have really gone downhill
@bethanye @eriquita @IanWToll Human mobs are terrifying.
@bethanye @IanWToll That is bananapants. Why would they riot? They won. What more did they want?
@ALadyJewel Plus, all shirts are suddenly four inches shorter. Ironically, I have to buy mens sizes because they tend to be longer.
@ALadyJewel Past a certain cup size and they end up acting like two friendly cats who are constantly getting betwee… [link]

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