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Charming young men with vacuum cleaners are currently sucking up asbestos that has fallen from our office ceiling. If anyone cares to offer me a job right around now I am in a very receptive mood.

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Dow Chemical, known locally in Michigan as the company who dumped dioxin in Midland's river, and worldwide as the p… [link]
The kids just learned why Midwesterners don’t order the mixed vegetables. [link]
I'm on a roll here, people. More corgi butts in software marketing! [link]
@NicholasFerroni Flint, Michigan. Never. Segregated as hell.
Someone gave me the keys to the social media accounts at work. [link]
Michigan farmers sure do hate welfare. For other people. [link]
The Make America Kittens Again browser plugin, making the internet a more beautiful place by replacing photos of Tr… [link]
At least we can all agree that Blue Jays are jerks. #birdwatching
I've worked with a few people who had that Firm, Unamused Yet Grimly Hilarious Eastern European thing going on and… [link]
@deponentVMB That is an expositionary Greek Chorus of beans.

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