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Charming young men with vacuum cleaners are currently sucking up asbestos that has fallen from our office ceiling. If anyone cares to offer me a job right around now I am in a very receptive mood.

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I used to be Erica, then I became Mommy. Now, I am MoOoom.
@meghanjcoyle @Nicole_Cliffe That sounds hard. I had my youngest a few weeks before 40 and please don’t be like me… [link]
@deponentVMB Half the City by St Paul and the Broken Bones [link]
“Who was that mommy?” *Someone at the door with election leaflets* “Just someone handing out recycling, honey.”
A breakthrough in Cat-Girl relations! The Cat ambassador has joined the representative of Girls in reading a Dog Ma… [link]
@DevinCow Wait... he fucking what?! That little worm would be the first in line at the Death Star’s job fair.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer.
@jenniferemorrow @queenjord Mine eyes, thou hast caused them harm! That cannot be unimagined!
@rmacgeorge As I said after we watched Chinatown, “That wasn’t good, but it was GREAT!”
@stephanywilkes Hook me up with your agent, yo.

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