Weekend update

Highlights included:

@AniRome05496357 @AliceDreger I was just coming here to say these look like Experian consumer profiles.
@ruemcclammyhand Kimchi eggs for breakfast. Know this.
@kj_charles My life got much better when I realized I. An block promoted tweets too. All my ads are now for custom socks and mayonnaise.
@HTHRFLWRS @peterseibel Skunks do this too. They’ll scratch the side of a hive and eat the bees as they come out.… [link]
No. Too close to home. Back it up. [link]
@chaosprime Stop specifically attacking me! I made a career out of this, I’ll have you know.
@sadydoyle @NeolithicSheep [link]
Aww! Does she play his scrappy granddaughter? [link]
My friend wrote a book!! I'm so excited. Check her out! [link]
@umsi @Jeopardy Do NOT play trivia games with librarians. We played trivial pursuit at a party once in grad school… [link]