Posted on by Erica Firment

List of Truths

  1. Patrick Stewart in The Tempest was the most amazing theatrical experience of my life.
  2. The frikkin’ ALA wrote me up in some magazine, causing my server to explode.
  3. Michigan is cold and the residents can’t drive.
  4. My laptop is running on reserve battery power…

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  2. Unfortunately, I think that poor drivers are not confined to state lines (be it Michigan, Oregon, or, ahem, Illinois.) The equation is: people + cars = bad. That’s why I’m holding out for teleportation technology (which will hopefully not use fossil fuels). Anyone else with me?

  3. While I’ve never been to Michigan, I can say with absolute honesty that people in Portland, Oregon have no clue how to drive in the rain. It does rain here, frequently, and one would think that rain would be a common enough experience that driving in it would not cause highways and biways to become a mass of stalled cars. But this is what happens. And then the sun will come out, and the same phenomena is repeated. WTF?! Truly, the mind boggles.

  4. I was also just back in Michigan, dealing with its abundance of shitty drivers. My brother refers to them as “some people’s kids”, which I think is a great commentary on how the traditional rules of evolution no longer apply to affluent humans.

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