Amid the body pain, sore throat, fever, and seal coughs, I’ve managed to keep myself entertained. Here’s how to beat a week-long flu using only a laptop, broadband, and some good over-the-counter drugs.
Web
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South Park character maker Version Two. Yes, I said version two.
With even more hairstyles, weird hats, and weapons. Waste your holiday break the new-fashioned way! - Download obscure mp3s from emusic.com, a DRM-free site that gives away 50 free downloads to get you hooked. Quite successfully, I might add. They have the entire Alternative Tentacles catalog, so you no longer have to fill out the little form in the back of your Dead Kennedys cassette tape.
- Facebook – Stalky stalky!
- Shoe sale at Amazon.com. Ann Klein boots are 65% off. I’m powerless against low-priced yet stylish footware.
- E-tarot cards. It’s so much more meaningful when you shuffle them with your mouse.
- My dad’s blog (caution: ham radio geekery)
- New Universal – The latest comic by transmetropolitan genius Warren Ellis. The premise? In a slightly alternate world where Paul was killed instead of John and China owns the moon, individuals begin to spontaneously develop superpowers. Often with unhappy results.
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White Oleander – I grabbed this from the library book sale because it was
well-reviewed, and I enjoyed it despite my friend Kara’s warnings. She has a point, the characters can be less than sympathetic. Still, I enjoyed the book’s authentic voice, and the author’s willingness to describe a young woman’s reaction to desperation and loneliness. - Bitch Magazine – I’ve got a subscription. You should too. Give this to smart female patrons who haven’t yet tapped into the vibrant young feminist culture out there.
Video
- Invader Zim – Find and watch this. Kill if you must.
- The Tick – Mighty! I love Bi-Polar Bear.
- Battlestar Galactica – There is good acting and directing here, if you don’t mind the occasional robot army and Deus ex machina.
Here’s a 44 minute recap to get caught up on the plot.
- Thank you for Smoking – I haven’t watched this yet, but I’ve got the Netflix envelope sitting on the coffee table. I’ll letcha know.
- Creature Comforts – Not sure if you know this or not but, the Wallace & Grommet folks have a show on the BBC called Creature Comforts. They interview people in Britain about random topics, and overlay their voices onto claymation animals. It’s rather wonderful.
- Loose Change – an independently-produced video exploring many of the unanswered questions about the events of 9/11. An interesting topic, and less frothing than most. (warning: do not watch while taking cold medicine, as you will be especially vulnerable to sad footage and will probably need to stop the film several times to blow your nose and cry)
Realia
- Cats – Preferably in a large pile, nesting around your head. Include one that doesn’t mind being used as a pillow.
- French cold medicine. Seriously? This stuff is fun. I can see my house from here.
Seven days of travel have reached their natural conclusion. My traveling companions and I are quite sick. We all have a vile sore throat-and-fever combination. It’s probably a French childhood disease that we would have been immune to had we grown up there. Hopefully, it’s not The French Disease (or The English Disease, depending on who you ask).