Hey Erica, why are you running from the Time Cops?

vintage book with magnifying glass

Or, How I missed my chance at being in the OED

When John Sabine, the Director of Social Media for the Merriam-Webster Dictionary reached out on LinkedIn with a question, I knew my hour had arrived. You see, I’ve been hiding from the linguists for awhile.

Two years ago, I received the following message:

At the time, I did what any reasonable person does when they find out they are being discussed on Reddit, and hid under my bed until it went away. Then Mr. Dictionary himself came calling.

In case you are not Extremely Online, Merriam-Webster are famous for their pointed and snarky social media posts. If something large happens in the Internet’s collective awareness, the dictionary account is often there, defining a particularly apt word. Currently, they are researching the origin of the term “Bucket List”.

The Internet’s consensus is, the term feels like it was in use before the movie of the same name, but no one can dig up a solid published reference to prove it. When someone sent Merriam-Webster my post as evidence that the term “Bucket List” had been around since 2004, I had to respond.

Erica says to her correspondent "What an incredibly stupid contribution to posterity."

Here’s the thing, I am pretty sure the post’s date is accurate. Blog software adds timestamps and files things into directories by creation date. This blog is old as balls, and it certainly could have been a legitimate source. Even better, the Internet Archive had a snapshot of the post from 2004, which seemed promising. But after some careful noodling with the Wayback Machine, I discovered the tragic truth:

The plot thickens! I have confirmation that the blog post was written in 2004… but I think I added the title later. I switched the blog to a different file path, which makes the internet archive record a bit difficult to trace, but the contemporary archived versions do not have a title, and do not contain “Bucket list”. I’m tracking down when the title appears, and am curious if it was in the original paper list.

However, I’m fairly sure I added the title retroactively, probably when I switched to a new layout that emphasized post titles.

I found confirmation in this very blog. In February of 2012, I documented work I did to convert my blog archive to WordPress, and specifically mentioned “titling” as one of the improvements I made.

And thus, in my librarian-ish instinct to enrich the metadata, I unknowingly muddied the historical record. Which is how I lost my chance at being the first written evidence of a English Language phrase, avoided immortality, and inevitably made myself a target of the Time Police.

When did you first hear the term Bucket List?

I’m pretty sure it was knocking around Flint, MI before 2010, but I am clearly not in a position to prove it. If anyone wants to contribute to real live etymology research, this is your chance!

The IRS was kind to us

Yes, that was my letter from the IRS.

I misfiled our tax extension. My husband, who is hilarious, wrote a letter to the IRS asking for clemency due to new-baby-induced Jello Brain. The IRS, who are apparently also hilarious, quoted him in their response.

I scanned the letter and he put it on Facebook. It went viral.

That afternoon during a lull in the daily baby-management, I hopped on Reddit to post the letter and discovered that someone had put it up hours earlier. Our funny IRS letter was now at the top of Reddit’s front page.

Over 1,800 people left comments and opinions. Everyone was pretty nice and we enjoyed the discussion. Some IRS employees even chimed in, talking about their jobs and lives.

This is the nature of the Internet. Something strikes a chord in our collective subconscious, and we share it with ourselves at the speed of thought.

I think we are all a little afraid of the IRS.

They seem to speak a slightly different language. They use phrases like: “A nonbusiness bad debt must be treated as a short-term capital loss” and look at us expectantly.

Every year they make us do math. They know our financial secrets, and they remind us that our money will be spent by people we probably didn’t elect, on things we might not like.

They could put us in jail. They took down Al Capone.

As a result, people yearn for a bit of humor from the IRS. I think any reminder that the government is made of people who are themselves parents and taxpayers is welcome news.

Anything to break the tension.