As a middle-aged mom, I’m contractually obligated to spend 10% of my week repinning things on Pinterest. Librarian Avengers has benefited, since there are plenty of librarians running around posting cool stuff that I can point at. It’s certainly simpler than actually creating original content.
Things my daughter likes that are for boys, according to clothing labels: Polar bears Motorcycles Rockets Alligators Robots Dinosaurs Bats
I can only get rocket ship pjs for my daughter in the boy’s section. She notices. The gentle bigotry of lowered expectations applies here.
RT @jonrosenberg: SJWs and political correctness are ruining everything. https://t.co/4PNySgUweE https://t.co/e1CGWhFLWm
Why can't I just lay eggs like a reptile?
RT @kellyoxford: I wrote down everything my kids said the first time I watched Grease with them https://t.co/ejfxQtdegJ
Pregnancy week 31: I would crush someone's thorax for the ability to take Ibuprofen.
RT @MMFlint: Flint's mayor has declared that lead levels today are as high as ever, the filters don't work & the State hasn't replaced a si…
RT @AliceDreger: Moms can't take sick days. So they take drugs mixing acetaminophen, alcohol, and the precursor of meth. #America https://t…
RT @FakeLibStats: 25% of librarians plan to haunt the library after their death https://t.co/3zskdnVUW6
Third trimester: the barfing has returned. I am a graceful lily. I am femininity in full bloom.