I did a talk at a convention in Detroit a few weeks ago in which I encouraged people to become librarians. I started out with this quiz. Now it’s your turn.
Am I Geeky enough to be a Librarian? |
Yes | No |
1. I enjoy acronyms. | ||
2. I own a cat. | ||
3. When confronted with a pile of books I think “Hmm…first I would sort by author, then by title? | ||
4. I am obsessive enough to appreciate the difference between 345.065 and 345.605. | ||
5. I possess a useless undergraduate degree. | ||
6. Being surrounded by books makes me lather with delight. | ||
7. The idea of someone preventing me from reading Orwell because they don’t like it strikes me as Orwellian. | ||
8. I am comfortable with the Internets. | ||
9. If my house caught on fire, one of the things I would grab is my favorite book. | ||
10. I possess a useless graduate degree. | ||
11. I can daisy-chain a herd of Ubuntu boxes faster than you can say FreeBSD. | ||
12. These kids today. I swear. If they would just read a damn book once in awhile, they wouldn’t be blowing each other up so much. | ||
13. I could find out the middle name of your high school boyfriend with just ten minutes on the Internet. | ||
14. I could find out the first line of A Tale of Two Cities with just ten seconds on the Internet. | ||
15. I know the first line of A Tale of Two Cities. | ||
16. I am a disenfranchised intellectual. | ||
17. The idea of arming the public with knowledge appeals to me more than, say, arming them with pitchforks and torches. | ||
18. I would rather do something cool than get rich. | ||
19. I possess a useless doctoral degree. | ||
20. I can say “Colon classification” without laughing. |
15-20 = Quit your job immediately! Grab the nearest child and teach him to read! Oh, and start stocking up on acid-free paper.