Another Extremely Accurate Librarian Costume.

on Oct 14 in Avenging, Feminism, Halloween, Librarianship by

Picture 3.pngThis is the second sexy librarian costume I’ve found. One more and it’s officially a trend.

This one is especially flattering. They call it a “Sexy Secretary” SLASH “Sexy Librarian” costume. Because as you know, the two jobs are interchangeable. Or at least the outfits seem to be.

I love love LOVE that librarians are the subjects of our very own fetish. My mom would be so proud. We should form a labor union, all us sexy librarians, nurses, secretaries, and flight attendants, and charge a licensing fee every time someone wants to objectify us. Like the MPAA for disenfranchised traditionally-female professions. Quick, somebody call Dan Savage!

We do look all like this though. Seriously. Even the guys.

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14 Comments

  • Milan says:

    In this case, the glasses seem plausible; the shoes do not.

  • Milan says:

    If you are seeking a trend:

    librarians – could they be the new “it” girls?

    Library Bar

    Just throwing “sexy librarian” into Google Image Search yields dozens of items, many of which I am not willing to link here.

  • eliz says:

    she must be a technical services librarian. a public services librarian would never wear those shoes, what with having to stand at the reference desk for hours at a time.

  • Le Ex-Otaku says:

    Yag. I’m glad I just went with the Target costume and “conservitized” it (with full intent to poke fun at myself).

    I can see the head librarian at my school’s library wearing this…yep…all 350lbs of him housed in this little ensemble.

  • Philip says:

    Librarians are sexy no matter what they wear!

  • Heather says:

    S’true – when I tell people I’m going to Library School about half of them go “ooo, will you be a Naughty Librarian?”

  • Jessica says:

    Eliz – You have to stand at the reference desk? That sucks…

  • Rachel says:

    One of my husband’s friends accidentally leaked out his fantasy life re: the whole naughty/sexy librarians thing to me, yuck. Hopefully he can run his own Google images search and keep that to himself from now on.

  • song says:

    I’m a receptionist – do you think I could get away with wearing that? I think I’ve give several managers heart attacks.

    Maybe I should become a librarian. just for the shoes…

  • lana says:

    smart women are hot & i cannot lie

  • @strik* says:

    If librarians looked like that then I would go to the library more often

    and btw, I’d tap it…

  • lena says:

    Librarians never bare their midriffs, or wear high heels to work, or tuxedo tops for that matter. And where is the bun? I think the only plausible things in this costume are the glasses and the dictionary.

  • Emily says:

    I am a librarian in Alaska. I couldn’t wear that in the summer let alone as a halloween costume. It’s not even 40 degrees today.

  • Jeremy says:

    I feel sorry for us sexy MALE librarians.