Another Extremely Accurate Librarian Costume.
This is the second sexy librarian costume I’ve found. One more and it’s officially a trend.
This one is especially flattering. They call it a “Sexy Secretary” SLASH “Sexy Librarian” costume. Because as you know, the two jobs are interchangeable. Or at least the outfits seem to be.
I love love LOVE that librarians are the subjects of our very own fetish. My mom would be so proud. We should form a labor union, all us sexy librarians, nurses, secretaries, and flight attendants, and charge a licensing fee every time someone wants to objectify us. Like the MPAA for disenfranchised traditionally-female professions. Quick, somebody call Dan Savage!
We do look all like this though. Seriously. Even the guys.
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October 15th, 2006 at 9:53 am
In this case, the glasses seem plausible; the shoes do not.
October 15th, 2006 at 9:58 am
If you are seeking a trend:
librarians – could they be the new “it” girls?
Library Bar
Just throwing “sexy librarian” into Google Image Search yields dozens of items, many of which I am not willing to link here.
October 15th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
she must be a technical services librarian. a public services librarian would never wear those shoes, what with having to stand at the reference desk for hours at a time.
October 15th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
Yag. I’m glad I just went with the Target costume and “conservitized” it (with full intent to poke fun at myself).
I can see the head librarian at my school’s library wearing this…yep…all 350lbs of him housed in this little ensemble.
October 16th, 2006 at 8:48 am
Librarians are sexy no matter what they wear!
October 16th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
S’true – when I tell people I’m going to Library School about half of them go “ooo, will you be a Naughty Librarian?”
October 16th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
Eliz – You have to stand at the reference desk? That sucks…
October 17th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
One of my husband’s friends accidentally leaked out his fantasy life re: the whole naughty/sexy librarians thing to me, yuck. Hopefully he can run his own Google images search and keep that to himself from now on.
October 19th, 2006 at 1:57 am
I’m a receptionist – do you think I could get away with wearing that? I think I’ve give several managers heart attacks.
Maybe I should become a librarian. just for the shoes…
October 21st, 2006 at 8:56 pm
smart women are hot & i cannot lie
October 28th, 2006 at 10:18 pm
If librarians looked like that then I would go to the library more often
and btw, I’d tap it…
October 30th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Librarians never bare their midriffs, or wear high heels to work, or tuxedo tops for that matter. And where is the bun? I think the only plausible things in this costume are the glasses and the dictionary.
October 30th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I am a librarian in Alaska. I couldn’t wear that in the summer let alone as a halloween costume. It’s not even 40 degrees today.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I feel sorry for us sexy MALE librarians.