- Eat more stinky cheese.
- Redesign the website. Get some content. Get the forums up. (whip cracking sounds)
- Send more weird haiku-filled postcards.
- Quit with the crushingly high self-expectations already.
- Edit more of Chinamike’s book. Be faster. Much faster.
- More dancing.
- Stop doing that Midwestern thing where I feel compelled to explain the motivation behind my every action. (New me: “I am going to watch this DVD.” Old me: “I feel like I have done enough work today and my right knee is kind of hurting, so I think I will put this DVD in and watch it that is unless anyone minds?”)
- Get over it.
- Take free Cornell classes. One per semester! Scottish literature! Hooray!
- Stop eating stinky cheese in my small shared office.
- Visit Erin and George in San Francisco.
- Call my grandma at lunch at least once a week.
- Stop negatively comparing myself to David Foster Wallace.
- Get involved in local board of elections and make them change their shitty signs and poorly designed voting material.
- When confronted with religious zelotry, aggressively sing showtunes
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Ooh, stinky cheese — you can never have enough of that stuff. Just don’t try beer cheese; it’s nasty!
You could also call your mother once a week.
I found your blog by referencing the Anthropologie store to current blogs, in case you were wondering.
I love the showtunes response!! Works like a charm. Have you ever considered becoming a duck? (fav NY’er cartoon)
Good Resolutions!!
Very Sylvia but, in a good way!!