I got sent in as a pinch-hitter for this small local web conference for Higher Education. I’m listening to a keynote-speaker-who-shall-remain nameless reading Google’s mission statement. Which is interesting. At eight in the morning.
Ok, this is interesting. He gets 36 work-related emails per hour at Google.
The Google Book Search got a passing mention…
Hm. Google’s nice, but I like my 40-hour work week.
I could use a nap.
Did you know you can dial 46645 and do a google query on your cellphone? Could come in handy for those ambient askability moments of freerange librarainship…
Question…
Do you know anything about the Google CMS?
Answer…
Nope. Can’t answer that.
Question…
I’m really pretentious and want to insert the theme of the conference into a sentence, could you address this?
Answer…
Blah blah blah.
Great. It’s snowing.
Heh. Sounds like “fun”. Are you just there as an attendee or are you going to be presenting something? Either way, sounds like you could use some coffee and some pre-Halloween candy.